| when a girl wants to kiss you: | she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move |
| when a boy wants to kiss you: | smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move |
| when i want to kiss you: | i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately |
| person: | cursing isn't very ladylike you know. |
| me: | does it look like i give a fuck. |
